You know you live in Tampa Bay when…
You check the weather and it says "Feels like 103°" and you shrug.
You hear thunder and think, "Another 10-minute storm."
You own sunglasses in every room of your house.
You can tell the difference between a frog, a duck, and a random wildlife creature based solely on the sounds they make at night.
You plan your entire day around avoiding I-75 between 4–7 PM.